用“Chuck Norris”造句大全，Chuck Norris造句

9、It doesn't matter whether you are George Bush, pele or Chuck Norris are not safe in Iraq.

12、When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

15、Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

3、Don't they know that it's impossible to ridicule Chuck Norris?

6、When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

10、In 1992, he helped out on the pilot for "Walker, Texas Ranger", a new series starring Chuck Norris.

14、When you celebrate your birthday, you do not celebrate the date of your birth, you celebrate that Chuck Norris allowed you to live another year.

4、Chuck Norris doesn't breathe; he holds air hostage.

8、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

1、Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

7、Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

2、Meanwhile, the Apple store rejected a Chuck Norris app, a Chuck Norris joke generator, because they claimed it ridiculed a public figure.

13、When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012, he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day. ""

5、Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.

11、Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.